Everyone needs a full glass, the chairman needs a burnt cork, or a pen, or some fag ash

At the start of this game everyone is called Harry.

The Chairman chooses who goes first. The first player decides in which direction play will commence by talking to the player either to his left or his right. Play always continues in the direction set by the first player and cannot change direction in mid-round.

If player 1 decides to play clockwise he says to the player on his left (player 2) "Hey Harry" and player 2 must reply "Yes Harry" then player one says "Tell Harry" (meaning player 3)

Play now passes to player 2 who must say the same to player 3 and so on in a clockwise direction.

This is very simple but someone will get it wrong pretty quickly.

The first person to mess up gets a spot skilfully applied to their forehead by the chairman. Their name is now no longer Harry, their name is now "1 spot"

So if player 2 is now called "1 spot" then player 1's turn goes like this
Player 1 "Hey 1 spot"
Player 2 "Yes Harry"
Player 1 "Tell Harry"

This of course gets more and more complicated as more people get spots. Each time a person gets it wrong he gets another spot and his name changes to "2 spot", "3 spot" etc

The game ends when someone has no room on their face for any more spots - The Chairman can decide the final forfeit