Everyone needs a full glass

During this game, when it's your turn you can say one of 3 things:

"Fuzzy Duck" - passes play to the person on your left (clockwise)
"Does He?" - reverses the direction of play so it now passes back to the person on your right
"Ducky Fuzz" - passes play to the person on your right (anti-clockwise)

Rules

The Chairman decides who goes first.
The first to go either says "FUZZY DUCK" or "DUCKY FUZZ" the choice is theirs.
If the first player says"FUZZY DUCK" then play moves to the person on their left who has a choice of any of the 3 phrases.
If the first player said "DUCKY FUZZ" then play moves to the person on their right who has a choice of any of the 3 phrases.
If the second player in either direction repeats the first player then the play passes on to the next person round the table. They can say "FUZZY DUCK"/"DUCKY FUZZ" following the second player or "DOES HE".
The phrase "DOES HE" reverses the direction of play. It also has the effect of changing the phrase so "DUCKY FUZZ" becomes "FUZZY DUCK" and vice-versa.

If any player hesitates for too long (as decided by the Chairman), says the wrong phrase, goes out of turn, or mixes his words up, then he must take a big drink of his pint ("big" as defined by the Chairman).

As with all drinking games, these rules make absolutely no sense until you play the game, when it all suddenly becomes clear.